Saturday, May 17, 2008

Bladder Issues? No Prob...


The ish I tell you guys about that goes down at my job is real. I talk about work fairly often on here because when I'm not posting, I'm working- or recuperating from all that working. Recuperating from what exactly, you may ask...


Well, ish like this: This past week, the hotel has had a lot of celebrities come through, more so than usual, some of the Bulls players, some Jets players, a few actors for the Tyler film that's in the works. So with the celebs, come the groupies. A couple days ago, there were three girls that sauntered into the hotel and stopped at the bar of course (you wanna be seen don't you?). They surveyed the spot and sat down close enough to some football players, then ordered one round of drinks. Just as soon as the drinks were served, and a couple sips were taken, one girl ups and pisses on herself. Right there. At a full bar. In front of everyone. Including the cats she was sexing herself up for. She ran into the bathroom and the cocktail server tried to clean it up with a towel thinking it was water. Nope. Once he found out what it was he ran around in circles carrying on, "It's pee! It's pee! I can't believe I touched it." She was in the bathroom, fifteen steps from the bar by the way, for thirty minutes, trying to dry her pants I guess. I heard that when she walked out they were just as wet as when she walked in. The football players clowned her from start to finish, to half an hour after she left. Comedy.

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